“What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly….”
– Thomas Paine
A lazy freeloader entered the police station to register a complaint. “I want to find out who owns the house I live in,” said the man boldly. “To whom do you pay rent?” asked the sheriff. “Ain’t never paid Continue reading Lazy Freeloader
“He sees me when I’m sleeping.” (God – not that other guy)
While kneeling beside her bed, the little girl attempted to impress her mother by quoting a passage of Scripture as part of her nightly Continue reading “He Sees Me When I’m Sleeping”
“Change your behavior or change your name.” – Alexander the Great
The night was warm and Alexander the Great was restless. As he walked about the camp, he came across a young soldier who had fallen asleep at his post.
Alexander was furious. He scolded the man for his incompetence Continue reading Alexander the Great
“Prayer is blending of our words into the language of Heaven.” – SC
The little boy was sent to the corner and told to stand there until he could learn to be nicer to his little sister. Moments later, his mother passed by and heard him whispering, “A-B-C-D-E-F…” “Son, what Continue reading Make a Good Prayer Out of It
“A true king always has his queen’s back!”
The man and woman were madly in love. It was their anniversary.
While eating a romantic dinner at an expensive restaurant, the Continue reading You Are My World!
” When the devil reminds you of your past, you remind him of his future!”
Before being fired, the man asked why he was being blamed for the company tragedy. “For months I have been warning you that this might happen. I’ve reported the findings to my supervisor and when he didn’t act, I reported them to his supervisor. I just don’t Continue reading Convincing?