Trust in luck? Are you kidding?
Do you think that I’m a schmuck?
Only God can bring us blessings,
Not some random pagan luck!
Don’t bring me four leaf clovers,
Hang a horseshoe on my wall.
A severed rabbit’s foot charm?!
How could that bring help at all?
Black cats just don’t concern me, Continue reading Lucky?
Today I sat and watched the world,
They waved at me with sin unfurled.
With shameless acts the heart contrives,
They hurried through their stress-filled lives.
I turned away and watched the Lord,
I saw what others had ignored.
I saw His church reach out in love.
I saw a peace born from above.
I asked myself, which should I choose, Continue reading Watch and Choose
Two sailors were arguing over which was easier, steering the ship or maintaining the engines. To settle the argument, they decided to switch places.
Less than ten minutes later, one man was ready to concede defeat. Continue reading Sailor Assignments
It had been a very long day. The mother was in the middle of cooking supper, washing the dishes, and doing the laundry when her five-year-old stuck his head around the corner.
“Mom, when you get married, does that make you pregnant?”
Continue reading Pregnancy
The man was about to leave for work. He asked his wife to pray with him because he was concerned about approaching the boss for a raise.
All day long he felt nervous and apprehensive. Finally, about closing Continue reading The Raise
Late one night, a man was forced to cross a wide, frozen river by himself. Fear gripped his heart as he stepped out onto the ice. The ice creaked and he could imagine the horror of plunging into the frigid water.
Terrified, he laid down on the ice to distribute his weight. Progress Continue reading Frozen River
The little boy was learning to recite the pledge of allegiance at school.
Walking home that afternoon, he pulled his hand away from his Continue reading Pledge of Allegiance
Two men with identical qualifications were competing for the same job. In order to decide which man would be hired, both men were brought in and a test of 75 questions was administered.
After grading the test, it was announced that even though both men missed the same question, one man was definitely more qualified than the other.
“How can that be?!” demanded the man who was not hired. “We both only missed one question!”
Continue reading The Interview
The Sunday school teacher asked the little boy if he believed in God.
“Oh yes!” he said with great enthusiasm.
“Well, why do you believe in God?”
Continue reading Runs in the Family
An aging man called the Social Security office to inquire about his wife’s benefits after retirement.
“She has worked all her life to make me happy,” explained the man.
“That’s nice,” said the government worker, “but has she ever worked Continue reading Living Worthwhile